Friday, May 9, 2008

Veto Vito


Last week, Republican Congressman Vito Fossella, one of the Biggest Little Bushes in the region, was revealed as a drunkard, luckily pulled off the road before he maimed or killed someone. This week, he was revealed as an adulterer, fathering another mouth to feed by a woman not his wife. Next week, will it be complaints from alter boys?

The Staten Island/Brooklyn Congressman has yet to go down in flames, but there’s plenty of kindling. And I’m bringing the popcorn. How sweet it is! This, after all, is the sleazebag who charged his opponent in 2004, Frank Barbaro, with being a communist and a pedophile. I know, I was stuffing mailboxes in Bay Ridge (Barbaro handily won the Brooklyn side of the 13th CD) when I found one of Fossella’s glossy campaign fliers. Not a word about Vito’s good work as a tool of the Bush/Cheney agenda, needless to say; it was all about smearing his opponent with vague connections, associations, and lies. Classy work, Vito, you little shitball.

2 comments:

Matthew said...

And it's true, he does turns out to be an even bigger shit that we imagined! He shuns his lesbian sister while striving mightly in DC to deny gays and lesbians basic human rights as families. What a filthy pig. For shame on the Staten Islanders who keep voting for him.

Ella the Crazy Breakfast Madam said...

Right on. I've tried to vote this idiot out of office, but failed. I guess he took care of it himself.