Scootered

No, seriously, how do you deal with these motherfuckers? In my effectless rage, I sent this into the maw of the White House tonight... adolescent of me, I know, but...

Thank you for commuting I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby's sentence. The thought he might have to serve time for subverting the fundamental basis of our judicial system was entirely too much for my old heart to take. Two counts of perjury, one of obstruction of justice, and one of making false statements to federal investigators, crimes which go to the very heart of the integrity of our judicial system, well pish! In your America, only the poor and stupid should suffer the full weight of the law. The rest of us have either good lawyers or Presidents who are above the law. Hooray! A government of laws is for losers, communists, terrorists, and other unamericans. Keep up the good work, Commander. Law and order, law and order, law and order forever!

PS: take notes from that Putin guy, since he knows how to run a country good.