Palinomics

Like Dan Quayle before her, the disaster that is Sarah Palin must be kept isolated, allowed only before well-managed crowds of the faithful and fed in tiny portions to the powderpuffs of television. They’re not even letting her fundraise. She must have special treatment in the one VP debate, where there will be no follow-up questions. In that context, she should by rights be squashed like a bug as a lightweight nutcase, but o, that would be disrespectful, wouldn’t it, for the greatest case of GOP affirmative action since hanging judge Clarence Thomas?