Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Rudy has failed


Boy’s got no stomach for a fight. Remember how he bailed out of battling Clinton for the US Senate seat? A gutless wonder, buoyed by the shouts of the mob, hoping to be put on the balcony by acclaim. But the mob is fickle… after all, who was the last Catholic Italian American nominated for President by the GOP? Or even broader, the last white ethnic? Um, have they ever? But don’t cry for Rudy, he'll go back to exploiting the dead of 9/11 with his whorish consulting firm, enriching himself and his cronies by bilking the gullible. Tonight, he's said to begin licking McCain's ass, building those bridges to suck up those national security contracts. Soon after, he'll trade in his latest wife for a new model.

2 comments:

Ella the Crazy Breakfast Madam said...

Rudy does look like a devil. But what people should portray him as is a worm. Possibly a tapeworm.

Matthew said...

Not to disparage the tapeworms, of course.