Hellspawn

Tom Tancredo has crawled back into his nativist hole. To think, with that last name, he should end up saying the same thing people said about his ancestors when they were fresh off the boat. What an abject shit.

Speaking of Republicans, Rudy’s disgusting profiteering is coming to light, although nothing seems to stick to this creep among his worshippers. (Breslin had it best, describing Rudy as a little man in search of a balcony.) He’s insinuated himself into the same crony capitalist thugs that make up the oil/big pharma/robber barons Bush calls “his base” (in Arabic, the base is “al queda”). And he whores out his name to two-bit penny stock grifters. What a complete slut. America's Rent-A-Mayor.

Meanwhile, Mit “Schlag” Romney sees dead people. Marching with dead people. Smit’s dad George had a good record on civil rights, which is why he didn’t go any further in the GOP, but Witless claims he saw dad marching with Martin Luther King, Jr. and that turns out to have never happened. And that chestnut about Snit’s pulling over the car to cry in joy when the Mormon Church finally recognized that black people were human beings in 1979 (not a typo)? Yeah, I believe that.